We raise the stakes with a review of Casino Royale. Jake's got a sneak peak of Pan's Labrynth. And we premiere a new segment: Film's Brooke Has Never Seen.

We saw Borat as one big happy family. Jake saw See This Movie and Feast. Dylan would like us all to consider For Your Consideration. Just say no to extreme sports spiderman.

Just in time for Halloween we have a horror cast for you. Tree witches! Jigsaws! Baby fetus'! Whores and more...s!

It's the self deprication episode! Why are actors hiding their super powers from us? Could it be a conspiracy...And a couple of films are reviewed too.

Jake has found God and watched lots of films. Dylan has the plague and found The AliG Show. We also cover The Departed, Texas Chainsaw, The Lost, The Tripper, The Pink Panther and a bunch of upcoming flicks.

The Genetic Predisposition towards Severe Tolkien Aversion in the Cameron Female Population: The Inherited Repulsion of All Things Hobbit and Otherwise Middle-Earthly Creatures In reflecting on the recent verbal mugging of my daughter, Brooke, on this week's podcast, I feel I must LEAP to my daughter's defense for the abuse she has sustained for not watching the complete Lord of the Rings trilogy. The fault lies not with her...she has inherited her mother's highly dominant antitolkienian gene. As an academic librarian and children's literature scholar, I have found in my informal observations through the years that The Ring causes two distinct reactions in people...Those who have acquired a cult- like- altar- worship and those who stare at the cult worshippers in disbelief. The disbelievers typically suffer in silence, knowing that they will have to endure Saruman spewings from the faithful followers if any disparaging word is carelessly mentioned. Through the years, I have TRIED to acquire a taste for the fantasy. But unlike my similar attempts at acclimation with coffee and beer, Frodo and friends still leave a very bitter aftertaste. In high school, my best friend worked hard to convince me this was an incredible read. As most teens, I tried hard to plow through it...but even Gandalf himself could not convince me this was spellbinding. In college, this series was actually REQUIRED reading for two of my classes(Mythology and Children's Lit)...perhaps that put the final nail in the coffin...what had begun as a mild dislike, had grown to an overpowering aversion. Years later, my own two daughters came in to my life. As children, they were exposed to a wide range of children's literature. They loved fairy tales and folk tales and even had their bedroom decorated in a unicorn motif. In kindergarten, they adored Fraggle Rock,(hey, there was a Frodo in that too, wasn't there?) a somewhat comedic version of a Middle-earth, with a Jim Henson twist. In high school, we all enjoyed The Princess Bride and the Robin Hood flicks...(okay, so maybe we preferred Men in Tights over the other versions, but I digress) It was not until recent years I have discovered that my girls must have genetically inherited my antiLOTR gene. I purposely did NOT verbalize my past history with Frodo and Friends. With the hype and the hoopla, we HAD to go see the movie when it was released. Surely, I thought, perhaps the movie version would recapture my imagination and I'd be part of the cult at last. But within the first hour, it was evident that the genetic tendency was too strong to overcome. Fidgeting, squirming, watch watching were all observed in the three Cameron women. The severity of these symptoms increased with each passing moment. When the closing credits flashed on the screen, the three of us were the first to be on our feet applauding WILDLY that the movie was FINALLY over. And when asked what we like best about the movie...I guess we'd agree the scenery was cool, and we'd someday like to visit New Zealand... as long as they were NOT filming any LOTR sequels while we were there. And so, I ask you to consider Brooke's special needs in the future when asking her to watch any portion of LOTR, let alone the entire trilogy in one sitting. With the new government regulations concerning torture of captured prisoners, you may be brought up on charges. Gratefully yours, Mom Cameron ps I am working on my next dissertation and wondered if you could help me with my research... Is there a correlation between LOTR lovers and Star Wars lust? For future study...The correlation between LOTR and Fountainhead(Ayn Rand) followers?

We've determined The Science of Sleep and calculate how many minutes it will take for an army of Tae Kwon Do youths to destroy one podcast convention's worth of nerds. The best and worst of DVD Menus. And for the last time- a review of Little Miss Sunshine

If you see Black Dahlia, you're a Jackass. We're back, drinkin and discussing the demise of Lance Henriksen in Pirates of Treasure Island, reviewing Club Dread, checkin out the 300 trailer and giving a shout out to our new best friend!

Through the wisdom of edges we get a word in about Idiocracy and The Protector. Dylan has concerns about Fantastic 4, Jake started to watch Vampire Wars and we address some listener email.

Beerfest is delicious! Sparks fly between Little Miss Sunshine and The Wicker Man. Beer League, The Fountain and The Departed are coming. And for the love of god, go see Idiocracy this weekend!

Dylan hates Talladega Nights, Jake likes strippers, Brooke likes dancers and everyone loves Snakes on a Plane. Also we discuss Edmond and Michael Bay's Transformer horse.

One week to go before Snakes on a Plane and we're spoilin' The Decent for you! We're havin a Talladega Night reviewing a movie you will never be able to see-Mr. Freedom, making excuses for our absence, and discussing how many maniacs we've seen.

EPICsode 20 in full effect. We've got news from Comic-Con, Lady in the Water, Clerks 2 and some disturbing listener mail so you dont want to miss out on the best episode 20 ever made.

We're changing formats to simply sing Dio to one another...but we've left you with a review of Tenacious D's Pick of Destiny and You, Me and Dupree.

It's hot so we've been checkin out lots of hot summer movies! Pirates 2, Wassup Rockers, Strangers With Candy, Tom Yum Goong, a cemetary screening of Repo Man and a sneak peak of Tom Twyker's Perfume.

We're rockin' the mic late on Superman, early on Scanner Darkly and we're looking for sponsors for the F That Movie van!

Waist deep, Wordplay, the Wishmaster War... Without Wassup rockers. The W conspiracy is upon us.

WARNING: Luchador masks are not vomit retardant. Jake and Dylan take it to the ring over Nacho Libre. Discover what Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift is missing to kick it into high gear and see how surprisingly sentimental Dylan gets over The Lake House.

It's gay pride weekend, so ride the whip! The week of the 66...06 has cursed us with another bunch of crappy films. Listen up for a review of The Breakup and the remake of The Omen. And a listener teaches us how to treat a woman to a nice night out at the movies!

With producer Brooke out for the week, Dylan and Jake break into the studio to cook stalker bacon and attack X3! Will Dylan make his last stand trying to perfect a home filtering technique for vodka? How much vodka should you drink to watch Grandma's boy? The burning questions will be addressed. Enjoy!

Why does the Da Vinci Code suck? Should you spare your eyes for See No Evil? Why is Florida erupting out of Superman's crotch? We have answers.

One of our awesome fans from myspace, Rewolf, set us up with some F That Movie shirts that are now available to purchase online! Buy them for all of your friends! Who knows, maybe one day we can save up enough pennies to sound all professional-like! (or maybe we can just meet up and hang out while sporting some sweet ass tees.) Check 'em out at http://www.cafepress.com/fthatmovie (or click on "We Got Shirts!" on the side panel)

Heeeyo! We've got new toys in the house and we're reviewing Just My Luck, The Proposition, Night of the Comet and The Birds. We've got an exclusive clip from Snakes on a Plane. We're excited about some trailers and Jake tells a charming public masturbation story.

Episode 10 features 9 reviews for your delight: Mi:III, Art School Confidential, Doom, Aeon Flux, Grizzly Man, Mortuary, Exorcism of Emily Rose, and the newest Pirates and Superman trailers.

Jake's a gymnast! So STICK IT! We also give an insightful look on the inspiring Peaceful Warrior trailer. And to dispel any rumors, find out straight from the source just who will be playing Casper in the F That Movie film.

This Ep. we discuss Silent Hill, Hostel, Scary Movie 4 and Hard Candy. Plus Brooke's mom sends a package for us to open on air!

Sorry for the delay folks. There were problems with our system so this episode of F That Movie is a bit dated. In this Ep. it's Jake's birthday! And Dylan is single! We've got a review of Brick and a lot of gripes to be heard so get to listening....we've missed your ears....

The only known individual suffering from Aeronautical Serpent Deficiency joins us for an interview! Jake gets Asiany and reviews Sympathy for Mr. Vengence along with Three Extremes while Dylan recommends some horror classics- CHUD and The Stuff. This Ep. is jam packed!

Dylan discusses Stay Alive and Inside Man while Jake offers us some theater hopping tips. Episode 5 also features tantalizing new segments for your listening pleasure.

A slow movie week so we hit up some tough questions that you all have been dying to have answered. Is Casper the best dog ever created? How many awful acid stories do we have? Where have all the saxophone players gone?

After losing several versions of Epi. 3 we decide to start fresh with a bit of V for Vendetta action. And we begin our courtship with Snakes on a Plane by reviewing the online teaser trailer....http://www.tagworld.com/snakesonaplane !

This week we give our hearts to Slither and The Hills Have Eyes...and also delve into the topic of drug induced stalker incidents.

This is Episode 1 of the running series where Jake and Dylan rant about movies or girls or hypochondria related illnesses... This Episode we unravel the conspiracy behind 16 Blocks, Block Party, Aquamarine and Ultraviolet and a little gibberish... Podshow PDN {podshow-a7d346d30c9283ae5c62c3dd65e4f150}